Written by queen mudder

Friday, 28 November 2008

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K-Fed 'poisoned her mind with LSD-laced tampax the singer alleged

London - (Sordid Ass Mess): Britney Spears has arrived in London ahead of her appearance on the UK reality TV show 'The Ex F*cked Her'.

The program is set to reveal how former squeeze Adnan Ghalib 'screwed her over' countless recording and copyright deals by poisoning her mind with powerful sedatives administered via anal suppositories.

In her 2007 interview with LA FagHagSlagMag Britney blamed ex-husband K-Fed for hiring Ghalib as a paid accomplice 'to screw her out of $5 million in royalty payments'.

The California magazine famously reported the singer's claims that Kevin Federline 'had stuffed LSD-laced tampax' up her vagina before making her hand over 50% of her assets in a bitter divorce dispute.

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