Pope and Janice Dickinson to Marry!

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Monday, 24 November 2008

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Oh God, what have I done?

After being out of the jungle for just over a year now Janice Dickinson has been out of the spotlight, but now she's back in it again.

After being in contact with the pope for three months now Janice has accepted his marriage proposal. The Pope then said he was giving up being a catholic to be with Janice.

The Pope said "We love each other very much. That is why I have given up Catholicism and she has given up, err.. well nothing. But I know she, loves me. She just does."

Janice added, "We're turning Hindu, as a sign to God we love each other."

So is this a couple made in heaven or is it going to crash and burn to hell, because this is one wacky relationship.

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