Salt Lake City, Utah- A spider on the wall in the upper right corner of the ceiling relayed this story he got from two flies after he sucked it out of them.
"Those little buggers are not in the least interested in what's being said, even if they're in the bedroom. Oh they get an earful and eyeful, but what's that to a fly? He's not interested in new positions and what so and so said about what she and her husband do with the feather duster and vaccuum cleaner. Listen, flies on the wall are listening for some word about REAL garbage and where it's located. Or, maybe a big swelled up o'possum on the road.
"You know what really turns them on? Plain old shit! Just as soon as some humans say 'Let's get our shit together', those flies can hardly control themselves and the buzzing starts."
"So you can have the web, just open the door and I'll crawl out by myself. Probably freeze my ass off this time of year but there might be a snug place under the deck."
