Long Distance Clara arrested for Speeding

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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Long distance Clara..........

Pigeon Street's beloved Long Distance Driver Clara has shocked many of her neighbour's in the multi-cultural cartoon street, where she lives with Italian Chef Husband Luigi, by being arrested for speeding, a move which could seriously damage her 30 year career in the haulage business.

'It was just so stupid' said Clara, trying to muffle the sound of her tears, unsuccessfully. 'I wanted to get home for Emmerdale, my Luigi loves it, we bond over Emmerdale, Pasta, and a good bottle of wine, and I did not want to miss that. I don't spend too much time at home, and now for that one moment of stupidity, my career could be ruined'.

Gerald was playing his Saxophone at the time, so we could not ask him any questions. Mr Magoo from the Pet Shop was busy looking for his escaped snake. Luigi said: 'This is such a pity for my Clara. Although, luckily for me it looks like they still have to find the £1,000 worth of Cocaine that I trafficked the last time Clara had one of her trips'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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