Republicants Plead to the Fringe: "You're our only Hope... Dirty Old Man Baby!"

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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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Late term sonogram of dirty old man baby that will save the world

As the Fringe rips from Heroes, so too the Republicants have plagiarized Democrat child messiah Obama and the great white female hope Hillary. Republicant campaign commercials have played on popular TV with slogans like: "Save the runner-up beauty queen...save the world!

Now that The Fringe has captured the weak minds and imaginations of the nation that elected Bush TWICE, Republicant propagandists are sloganeerring all about the old man baby.

In order to configure the ad campaign more precisely to Bush's experience as the politically ambitious deadbeat spouse who walked out on his no longer sex ready disabled wife for a much younger beer baronness with a brewer's vatful of inheritance they have come up with the variation dirty old man.

To factor much younger Sarah Palin into the mix the new slogan is: "Dirty Old Man Baby! Pray for Us!"

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