Wall-E's Ex-Wife Speaks Out

Funny story written by Princess Poole

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

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Wall-E's success has reached the point all famous types fear, when people who know you come out and spill the beans, or the sprokets.

The nuts and bolts of the issue is his ex's claim he promised to share proceeds of any movie he made while they remained together. Now Rosie wants her share of the royalties from the DVD coming out this holiday season since she was with Wall-E during the filmimg.

Wall-E claims the DVD came out after the divorce and royalties should belong to him alone.

After being bombarded with hateful and rude comments concerning bolts, nuts and screws the reporter fled the interview screaming "This is all stupid anyway!"

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