John Rocker pitches new album

Funny story written by Will The Thrill

Friday, 9 November 2001

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He's a mix of Elvis and Johnny Cash

Baseball reliever and bigot John Rocker has a new pitch. "If you want a piece of me buy my new CD". It seems the tempermental Rocker has a country side. His new CD, "Rock Ya to Sleep" hits stores next month.

"Ever since that incident where certain comments were taken out of context I kept thinking there must be a way to let the fans know who I really am", says the reliever. White Trash Records heard the tracks and signed him up. Record executive Hawthorne 'Jimbo' Sketter said, "He's a mix of Evis and Johnny Cash"

Two tracks which are getting a lot of attention are "Swet ass whtie boy" and " I love my niggas"

You can hear these songs on KKK-AM radio.

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