Fity Cent Can't Sell LI Estate for...Fity Cent!

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 12 June 2008

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Fity Cent, Small Change and his twin, NicklenDime and CashCow, right to left

Ten dollars ago, Fity Cent promised his lady and their new born currencies that their LI Mansion would be theirs. Since the tenner has been spent and the promised house has lately been burnt to the ground, Fity thought he was in the clear.

A Manhattan Supreme Court Justice told Fity to put his fire insurance kitty in a trust fund till authorities can discover the circumstances of the suspicious fire. Fity cent whose real name is Curtis Johnson will have to wait on a decision involving ex-girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins, aka, CashCow and their now 10 year old twins, usually called, Small Change and NickleNDime.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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