Belgium is determined to put itself in the limelight next year by being Oscar Nominated for an Oscar for a film that does not feature 'The muscles from Brussels', actor, Jean-Claude Van Damme; although it is rumoured that he may do the voice-overs.
The famous blue gnomes who are approaching 50 years-old and close to requirement have decided to have one final fling before hanging up their pointy white hats for good. Oh yes, they're going to make a blue movie.
Papa Smurf told In Seine news;
"We are only famous for our singing and even then that fat priest who calls himself Father Abrahams gets most of the royalties anyway, because he claims we're not living - just plasticine dolls he calls us!"
"I don't wish to let out the plot, but the scenes will feature a brothel in the Blue light area of Brussels with a poker party of Smurfs popping Viagra pills (we're nearly 50 you know!) and drinking Blue Nun Liebfraumilch.
Smurfs do NOT drink Red Bull!!