Smurfs to make Blue Movie

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

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Gnomes eagerly await new blue movie

Belgium is determined to put itself in the limelight next year by being Oscar Nominated for an Oscar for a film that does not feature 'The muscles from Brussels', actor, Jean-Claude Van Damme; although it is rumoured that he may do the voice-overs.

The famous blue gnomes who are approaching 50 years-old and close to requirement have decided to have one final fling before hanging up their pointy white hats for good. Oh yes, they're going to make a blue movie.

Papa Smurf told In Seine news;

"We are only famous for our singing and even then that fat priest who calls himself Father Abrahams gets most of the royalties anyway, because he claims we're not living - just plasticine dolls he calls us!"

"I don't wish to let out the plot, but the scenes will feature a brothel in the Blue light area of Brussels with a poker party of Smurfs popping Viagra pills (we're nearly 50 you know!) and drinking Blue Nun Liebfraumilch.

Smurfs do NOT drink Red Bull!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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