You win

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 2 June 2008

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Umm, tomorrow I will be famous

Following the success of such Internet based fripperies as Youtube, and other social networking programmes (that don't involve actually spending time with real people) a new channel is to be launched, called You Snooze.

The channel, on channel 567 aims to show people sleeping, 24 hours a day every day, whilst people comment on what they are wearing, saying (people who talk in their sleep are to be particularly welcomed, apparently)as a way of passing time.

Mr Sleep (long lost brother of the dancer Wayne) a Doctor,but one who does not use the title, for fear of how ridiculous it looks is leading the programme.

'It seems a perfect solution. The country is full of people who want to be famous. There just is not enough really cheap TV to go around, and this smorgasbord of solumnalists just seems to be a perfect solution to all of the problems. Jonathan Ross can sleep easily with his £18 Million, Trinny and Susanah can take their clothes of, and we will just show this'

Davina McCall, who has been foisting Big Brother on the world is said to be alarmed at this news. It is what most of Big Brother is anyway.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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