Davina McCall complains

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 31 May 2008

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The producer of Big Brother........... Be afraid, but remember, you can always turn it of, walk in the sun, just do something

TV host Davina McCall, who is partially responsible for the human suffering of Big Brother is complaining, again.

She said: 'I know I get paid shed-loads for the chance to shout very loudly, but I really feel that it is about time that I won Big Brother. I have done eight series of it, soon to start my ninth, and I have never had an eviction, never flashed my chest, or worse, and still I have not won anything'

A producer of the show told us: 'She always says that. Dermot O'Leary and Russell Brand both said during the last series, and neither of them are back this year. You would have thought she would have noticed that, but has she? Has she hell? We pay her to shout from the roofs of buildings, whilst partially drunk students below her heckle her. Really, I don't see what the problem is. She knows the score. To go on about this being her ninth series is wrong. It is a sign, if nothing else that perhaps it is time that she moved on'

Ms McCall was not available for a comment, but we could hear her shouting somewhere.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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