Rupert Grint's First Kiss

Written by Sophie Jayne

Thursday, 8 May 2008

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Mary and Joseph the professional Kissers Grint went to for help.

He maybe me gorgeous beyond belief, he may have a couple of million stashed in his bank account, he may even be the owner of a shiny new ice cream van, but Rupert Grint has never kissed a girl before, or at least until recently he hadn't.

So when the filming of the latest Harry Potter film called for passionate scenes between sidekick Ron and his control freak girlfriend Lavender Brown, Rupert panicked.

"This fit as girl Jessie Cave has been cast as Lavender, how can I just kiss her with no practise? If I do it wrong everyone will see and laugh, especially Emma Watson, that will make her day." Rupert told us.

With nothing better to do Rup turned to fellow Hogwarter Daniel Radcliffe for advice. Radders explained that last year during his on screen kiss with Katie Lang, he too had the same problem, so he went for kissing lessons with professional kissers Mary and Joseph.

In desperation Rupert went to the lessons, and I can confirm (Come on, he needed the practice) that he is indeed a extremely good kisser, very passionate and not too much tongue.

"Mary and Joseph were great teachers, they are both really good kissers, especially Joesph I can't wait to try out my techniques on Jessie." Rupert chanted as he applied lip gloss to his lips, God he is attractive.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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