NASA to announce important discovery

Written by ScottThe Dot

Thursday, 8 May 2008

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Space, this morning

NASA are due to hold a press conference on Wednesday 14th of May to announce the discovery of an object that 'we have been searching for, for over 50 years.' Experts are divided on what that discovery might be however we have put together this list of possibilities:

  • Shergar
  • Female Companionship
  • The art of not blowing up astronauts
  • The Presidents Brain
  • Milky Way,Galaxy or a Snickers Bar
  • The Remote Control
  • Lord Lucan
  • A giant foetus the size of Jupiter
  • The Planet of the Apes
  • Babylon 5
  • Deep Space 9
  • Guildford 4
  • Hillary Clintons dignity

A spokesman for NASA said 'We used both hands and a flashlight and there it was. Right where we left it.'

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