Iron Man Outsourced to Asia

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 3 May 2008

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Asian Three Balls Iron Works is site of Iron Man outsourcing

New comic cinema hit Iron Man has been outsourced to Asia because of the exorbitant cost of iron production in US iron works due to ironworkers' union contracts.

Movie mogul I. Ron Sweetshoppes explained to entertainment reporters that iron costs too much in the US because production workers expect to be able to feed their families and have some benefits. In Asia, Sweetshoppe commented you can make iron and thus Iron man for pennies and the workers don't seem to mind that they're starving and that they go for health care to local witch doctors.

The AWDU, the Asians Witch Doctors Union, complained about the comment: "We provide quality service to our patients. There are no better chicken entrails readers in all the world and we provide universal witch doctor care!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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