Garys Busey, Coleman and Oldman Plan "Million Gary March"

Funny story written by Jeff Brone

Monday, 24 March 2008

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Three Hollywood stars are making a difference, planning a march on Washington and being joined by those who share their first name. Imagine a march, a million strong, of people named Gary. This long sought after dream may soon be a reality.

"It will rock" said Gary Busey from an undetermined location. "My car mechanic, also named Gary, is totally into it. How cool is that?" added the performer known for his active lifestyle. He promised to "look up a few other Garys and, if they're not dead, I'll get them there!" It is assumed that Garys who are dead would not be eligible to participate.

Gary Coleman, who is best remembered for his TV series "Different Strokes," thought the march might be a way for him to "make a difference" and maybe get back in the public eye as well. Coleman explained that the "where are they now?" type specials he appears in are fun, but don't do a lot for his career. "I'd like us to do something for the folks that need it" explained Coleman, and added that the group was considering several worthy causes, including children and poor people. "There are so many Garys -- Gary Cole, Gary Player. Well, that's all I can think of now, but I'm sure I'll come up with more" said Coleman, and added that he hoped to use his catchphrase "What you talkin' 'bout, Garys?" at the march, if possible.

Gary Oldman, being British, thought the march would be "a jolly good time" and jovially referred to the interviewer several times as "guvnor."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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