Gabrielle Carteris formerly of '90210' is suing the the makers of her 2006 move "Past Tense". Carteris is claiming that due to their negligence she suffered several injuries. The injuries were received in February of 2006, almost two years later she is finally filing suit.
The complaints are pain, suffering, and loss of income. She is claiming that her injuries have made it impossible for her to work.
Unfortunately for Ms. Carteris, the judge who would have been hearing the case has thrown it out. He claims that she has no grounds for the complaint.
"Under normal circumstances, I would agree that injuries received would be the cause of loss of work. However, I have been researching Ms. Carteris' claims, and Ms. Carteris herself. It is not the injuries that have caused loss of work, it is the fact that the woman can not act. I watch reruns of '90210' last night. I am suggesting that the producers of 'Past Tense' sue Ms. Carteris for destruction of property. In other words, now I know why I have never heard of this movie," states Judge Nick Sanborn.
Ms. Carteris was devastated by the news. She called upon her old friend and cast mate Jenny Garth. Jenny was over heard saying, "Gabby, you knew this would happen. I mean look at us. We are all 'Where are they now?' waiting to happen. If Mr. Spelling were here he would fix it. I guess we could call Tori." To which Gabrielle replied, "Hell no, she'll make it worse."
Ms. Carteris' lawyers are set to appeal and have requested a change of venue.
"I wish them luck, but there isn't a judge on this planet who hasn't heard about '90210'. Let alone on who can tell you who was in it," claims Judge Sanborn.
Yet there is hope for Ms. Carteris, due to the fact that Judge Philip Banks now has a time slot open. "It not Beverly Hills, but Bel Aire is just as good", says Ms. Carteris' lawyers.
