Paris Hilton Gives Confusing News Conference

Funny story written by Fish

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

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(Hollywood CA) Paris Hilton recently called a press conference in an attempt to mend her reputation as a nutball. Only writers from were silly enough to attend. Ms. Hilton led off with a brief statement:

"First off, I know, like, you know. Did you ever, I don't know, just. Okay? Well, you know. So, to start, you know I just don't know. So." Ms. Hilton mumbled quickly and then asked: "Any questions?"

A writer from stood up and asked in a snarky voice: "Ms. Hlton what is two plus five?" The laughter was loud but soon died down as people realized Ms. Hilton was drenched in tears.

"Look." sobbed the airheaded heiress. "I just wanted to say something. Okay? I forget what it was. Oh yeah. That's it. Or so, I don't know all that stuff. Okay? What's life all about anyway?"

One of Ms. Hilton's handlers then shot her with a tranquilizer dart gun and Ms. Hilton was carted away.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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