Paris and Nicky Hilton Star In The Other, Other Boleyn Gulls!

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Saturday, 1 March 2008

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Most thought that Paris Hilton could do little more than show her breasteses on the skinternet and that her sister Nicky was a dollar short and a cuntry mile shy. But in the newest, latest British histerical drama about Henry the Ouchooo and his many ladies, Paris and Nicky prove to be quite substantial porn stars (what Americans call actresses).

Like in real life, pimped by daady, these ladies play their roles with not so surprising verisimilitude. BiggyDads Sellinpuss was asked by TheSpoof.com to evaluate the production: "Whoeva rote dis sheet dey be knowin how it goes down in da world of sellin pussy!".

Film critic, ALLFINE of the Triple XXX's video stow and fried chicken emporium found the performances of "the Hilton sistas to be quite fine and fulla juice".

Other projects being projected for the Hilton Girls are a all-rich production of Oliver Twist,a Dickens satire called Low Expectations and a Thomas Hardy reprise tentatively named, Jude the Well-Endowed.

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