Written by Pointer

Monday, 3 March 2008

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Britney Spears Her Syntax Every Time!

TheSpoof.com's editors have had some difficulties to say the least with contributor, Pointer. They complain that this contributor comes and goes as it pleases and that its contributions have little regard for the details of good writing.

Editors have remarked that the author called Pointer is often quite eloquent and rather brilliant in its wit at times but there are other occasions when the contributor is, let's say, less than adequate.

"We have asked the writer to take some grammar and punctuation classes but that has done little good": Editor Ed I. Tory. Finally the editorial board studied the articles in detail and the time of their contribution and believes that they have discovered the secret to Pointer's rather uneven performance: "The bloke is half in the bag when he writes after midnight and that's when his punctuation, grammar and spelling go to shit. We're referring the clown to rehab! Maybe there it'll meet some nice folks like Britney, Winehouse and the Hiltons. They at least have good syntax!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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