Gossips are reporting Ben Elton and Cher have been seen enjoying a meal together at a top Camden restaurant. Passers by said they seemed to be very intimate.
General all round weasel Ben Elton is working closely with Cher as he is writing a musical biography of her life. Elton, 192, is said to yet again be ripping off other peoples ideas in the hope that nobody will notice and this will no doubt buy him an even bigger house where he can employ even more people to massage his ego and tell him that everything he writes is original.
Eltons agent was too busy to comment.
