OKLAHOMA - Joe Francis made millions of dollars selling videos of college girls having wild orgies while on spring break. The 'Girls Gone Wild' videos were marketed mainly to men with extremely low self esteem.
Now in jail awaiting trial, Mr. Francis' attorneys are alleging that prison guards have systematically tortured their client. Joe Francis spoke with a reporter after making a collect call from prison. "Somebody help me! These guards are like the KGB", said Francis. "They keep me strapped to a chair with my arms tied behind my back; then they make me watch hour upon hour of 'Girls Gone Wild' videos. It makes me so horny, and I beg the guards to untie my hands so I can pleasure myself, but they just laugh at me!"
Joe Francis ran afoul of the law when it was discovered that his videos starred high school dropouts who had never attended a single college class. Prosecutors claim to have evidence that many of the girls in 'Girls Gone Wild' are actually transsexuals. The District Attorney discovered this fraud after closely examining the evidence in several extended marathon viewing sessions.
