Swashbuckling documentarian Michael Moore's latest project sees the fat man taking on the might of himself.
"Who am I?", asks Moore, "when did documentaries become popular entertainment for the big screen? Why don't any of my clothes fit properly? I think the American public need to know, don't you?".
The "Bowling for Columbine" and "Farenheit 9/11" director is never short of a few choice words for George Dubya and the new film will feature him prominently.
"Thank the Lord for George W Bush", chuckled the fat man, "if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have my Lear jet and my own private bordello in the West Hollywood hills."
"There's no greater feeling than using Bush as a distraction while I cash in the September 11th and Columbine. Jesus, live is grand!"
The film features lots of slow motion footage of Michael jogging, eating, taking a sh*t and visiting Mexican's dressed up as Iraqi villagers.
"Michael More More Moore!" is to be released whenever a Democratic or Republican convention is being held.