Written by Ace Ventura

Friday, 29 June 2007

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The Longest Running Animated Comedy the Simpsons has been causing eye cancer for over 10 years!

Creator Matt Groaning is now in Supreme Court facing a class action suit from the survivor's and the few that have just moments of time left.

Eye Cancer caused by the Simpsons is different from regular cancer...in that it's not a cancer at all. First, your eyes explode into your brain then your brain explodes sending signals to your organs to explode then the rest of you.

According to the rumors, one in every ten episodes of the Simpsons was embedded with a secret subliminal message, instructing the viewer to "Watch Fox, Watch Fox". Going against the will of many sane people, this apparently causes conflicting signals being generated at the brain, and, over time, triggers the condition.

Given that The Simpsons is shown in any country that broadcasts television, the end of the world is probably upon us.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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