Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

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Doherty after today's hearing

London - (Ass Mess): A tantalising new career as an escapology artist is on the cards for Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty after he managed to legally charm his way out of bail violations charges despite being busted for drug possession yet again in central London.

The blue-eyed musician told London press reporters later that he now considers himself untouchable by the law after Tower Hamlets cops failed to deliver him to the magistrates courts within the mandatory 24 hours.

"Bleedin' tossers," was all the singer managed to utter when asked about his lick today.

The last time law enforcement agencies successfully delivered Doherty to court he was given strict bail conditions on a variety of DUI related charges.

These culminated in him entering rehab where a stomach implant was inserted, designed to make his body reject all toxic chemicals.

But unbeknown to medical staff Doherty somehow managed to employ a little-known Oriental bulimic technique which saw him vomit up the implement as soon as he was out of the rehab doors.

"Piece of cake," was how the musician described the event in his latest interview with Rolling Stoned magazine.

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