Written by Lance.D.Boyle

Friday, 27 February 2004

If you have been wondering whether the world has ended or not .....relax, it's official it hasn't.

Youre's truly went in search of the answer. First stop the sunny Asian Isles where most people believe that it has indeed ended!

I spoke with several inhabitants of these sun drenched holiday destinations.

In particular Mrs Rami Flores of the Phillipines.
Mrs Flores fossicks for food at the back of a well known International Hotel ,she and her three children (all under five years) daily dig for food scraps on the putrefying heap of rubbish ,she calls home.

Mrs Flores a former adolescent prostitute was abandoned by her pimp when she was deemed no longer pretty enough and too old to be sold to tourists.
When I asked her about her thoughts on the end of the world she answered "I thought that it had ended not too long after I was born about 28 years ago I think".
Back in Australia John Mills a retired factory worker and local heroin addict and drug dealer/thief, thought that it had already ended"I like... thought that it ended after the school bell rang that day"

John, now residing in a dumpster has trouble remembering when he was born but police files showed he is in fact 38 years old.

Finally to end on a brighter note this juorno went to the U.S. and asked Mr Bush for the definitive answer.
Mr Bush laughed and assured me that ,"No Lance the world has not ended,but before it does I'll call you and let you know exactly when and how son ,because I'll be the one to decide!"

Well there you have it, it's official ,put your feet up,relax and know that such decisions are in the hands of your polititions.

As a note most people believed that the End would be a good thing because it would finally make "All men equal"


The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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