Ann Coulter Happy with Makeover

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Saturday, 14 July 2007

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An elated Ann Coulter leaves the salon of makeover artiste Francois Le Dauphin on Thursday

Rabid ultra right wing polemicist Ann Coulter says that she is happy with her new makeover.

"I look great", Coulter said as she left the salon of famed makeover artiste Francois Le Dauphin in Beverly Hills Thursday. "Le Dauphin is an absolute genius. I mean, just look at me. I look younger, healthier, and the beard is a nice touch."

Ms. Coulter took offense to a man who passed her on the sidewalk and said "Oh my God, John Lennon has come back from the dead. Can I have your autograph, John?" To this, Ms. Coulter called the man a 'godless liberal moron.'

Sal Manella

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