Live Earth = Evil Heart as DC stages 7/7/7 gig

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 6 July 2007

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Live Earth = Evil Heart

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Numerology lovers have noted with frenzy that the apocalyptic secret behind Washington DC joining the 7/7/7 Life Earth concerts gig this weekend lies in its anagram secret of Evil Heart.

Nine cities are staging gigs targeted at an estimated three billion people around the world with shows broadcast live from London, Sydney, Tokyo, Johannesburg, Shanghai, Hamburg, New Jersey Rio de Janeiro and now the US capital itself.

Organised by former US Vice President Al Gore to promote climate change, the real campaign has been to promote Al Gore in the same way that last year's Live 8 only really promoted former musician Bob Geldof and his ragbag of has-been self-publicists.

Gore has crafted a unique public perspective about himself following the deal he struck with George W Bush at the end of the 2000 Presidential election to destroy all CIA intelligence about ENRON, 9/11 and NATO files on the mobster crime cartels that took over running the White House under that flag of convenience called George W Bush.

The kingpin of that deal was a massive fraud conducted via the London headquartered Chinese bank HSBC.

This ensured that the handover of the former British colony of Hong Kong back to the Chinese was doshed up to Bush Family mobster cartels with a huge £250 billion theft of international assets, masterminded by Tony Blair.

But tomorrow's 7/7/7 numbers just do not stack up to the Armageddon watchers who predicted the Second Coming last year on June 6.

Unless, of course, a coup dethrones the Bush kleptocracy this weekend and uses the massive Live Earth global audience to broadcast scenes of Bush, Blair and their myriad minions being led away in handcuffs by the very cops they tried to appease during the last seven years.

Karl Rove is one big shit.

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