Eddie Murphy to play 'Mr. Mom' while Scary Spice goes on reunion tour with girlfriends

Written by Robert W. Armijo

Saturday, 30 June 2007

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Eddie Murphy to play 'Mr. Mom' while Scary Spice goes off to work?

Hollywood, California - Just a week after the DNA test Eddie Murphy's took to determine if he was the father of Scary Spice's baby girl, and just after the Spice Girls announced their 11 city reunion tour, Murphy is reportedly accompanying Scary Spice on her tour to play the role of his lifetime backstage as Mr. Mom to their new born baby daughter.

A spokesperson for Murphy would neither confirm nor deny the rumor that he would be accompanying Scary Spice on tour; however, Murphy was photographed by the ever present paparazzi at supermarket store in Hollywood purchasing dippers, baby bottles and teething rings.

A woman in the store was said to over hear Murphy mumbling to himself while they were waiting in line at the checkout stand.

"He kept talking to himself, mumbling about how he was too old for this and kept blaming some guy named 'Mr. Peeps.' Saying to himself, 'It's all your fault Mr. Peeps. You had to come out that night, didn't you? Oh, sure you're all quite now. But you couldn't stay and have home cooked food that night. No way, you had to go out for something more exotic, something spicy. Well, now look what you have done to us. Now we're out shopping for what? Dippers! Baby bottles! And rubber nipples?! Give me one of those. I'm gonna suck on one these for a while. May be it will clam my nerves down a little bit. I don't got time for this. I'm too old. Too old, I tell you."

According to the eyewitness, he went on like that for a while, talking to himself all the way out to the parking lot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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