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Eddie Murphy's disease causes strange SNL appearance

Funny story: Eddie Murphy's disease causes strange SNL appearance

Rumors have recently been circulating as to the odd appearance by Eddie Murphy at the Saturday Night Live 40 year anniversary show. An employee at NBC has leaked information that may shed some light on the situation. It seems that Murphy suffers f...

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Bill Cosby's Book, "Being Black In America Ain't So Bad As Long As You're Rich As Hell Like Me, Oprah, and Shaquille Is, I Mean Are" Hits #1

Funny story: Bill Cosby's Book, "Being Black In America Ain't So Bad As Long As You're Rich As Hell Like Me, Oprah, and Shaquille Is, I Mean Are" Hits #1

CHICAGO - Bill Cosby was in town to see some old friends and argue with them about how the blacks of today are not like the blacks of the 1950s, or the 1960s, or even of the blacks who participated in The American Civil War [i.e. plantation slaves].

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Eddie Murphy stars in a Hilarious Movie about Golf and it's Downfalls

Funny story: Eddie Murphy stars in a Hilarious Movie about Golf and it's Downfalls

Hollywood and the rest of the Planet - Movie goers everywhere are eagerly awaiting the release of a movie in the making regarding the Tiger Woods dilemma. Starring in this blockbuster, comedy will be Eddie Murphy as Tiger Woods and Cameron Diaz as...

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Van Helsing Targets Eddie Murphy

Funny story: Van Helsing Targets Eddie Murphy

Van Helsing has come out of retirement to end Eddie Murphy's reign of terror at the box office. It was revealed this week that Eddie Murphy, humanely "put down" shortly after the release of "Norbit" last year, has been mysteri...

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Halle Berry confirms she is pregnant; Eddie Murphy asked to surrender DNA sample live on The Maury Povich Show

Funny story: Halle Berry confirms she is pregnant; Eddie Murphy asked to surrender DNA sample live on The Maury Povich Show

Hollywood, California - Ending weeks of rumors, Halle Berry confirmed just today to several news media outlets that she is, in fact, pregnant. Eddie Murphy has issued his standard press release denying that he is the father. Meanwhile, Maury Povich h...

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Eddie Murphy: "Scary Spice stole my sperm!"

Funny story: Eddie Murphy: "Scary Spice stole my sperm!"

Hollywood - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hollywood star Eddie Murphy has hit back at this week's paternity lawsuit findings by claiming 'Scary Spice' - former Spice Girl Mel B - "literally stole the sperm from my balls" to impregnate...

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Eddie Murphy Denies All Knowledge Of Spice Girl Mel B And Her Baby

Funny story: Eddie Murphy Denies All Knowledge Of Spice Girl Mel B And Her Baby

Hollywood actor Eddie Murphy has claimed in an interview, that he has never even heard of Spice Girl Mel B, let alone fathered her child.

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Eddie Murphy to play 'Mr. Mom' while Scary Spice goes on reunion tour with girlfriends

Funny story: Eddie Murphy to play 'Mr. Mom' while Scary Spice goes on reunion tour with girlfriends

Hollywood, California - Just a week after the DNA test Eddie Murphy's took to determine if he was the father of Scary Spice's baby girl, and just after the Spice Girls announced their 11 city reunion tour, Murphy is reportedly accompanying Sc...

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Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor

Funny story: Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor

Hollywood, California - Spending his Father's Day quietly waiting by the phone, not trusting his cell phone for fear he will lose the signal, in his Beverly Hills mansion. Not having slept for days since the blood test was taken last Friday to de...

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Eddie Murphy To Star In Fantasy Island Remake

Funny story: Eddie Murphy To Star In Fantasy Island Remake

Eddie Murphy is getting ready to tell guests "Welcome to Fantasy Island" in a big screen adaptation of the 70's and 80's television series. As in his films "Coming to America" and "The Nutty Professor," the come...

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Billy Graham Calls for Eddie Murphy to be Fired, George Bush Comments

Funny story: Billy Graham Calls for Eddie Murphy to be Fired, George Bush Comments

Following the recent outpour calling for Don Imus' job, Rev. Billy Graham called for Eddie Murphy's job, citing the frequent use of anti-white racist language. He also intends to address the jobs of Chris Rock and almost every other African-...

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Genius of the Music Video Hailed

Funny story: Genius of the Music Video Hailed

Tommy Motolla who reportedly has gotten laid every day for the past 35 years is singing the praises of the Music Video.

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Eddie Murphy named as father of Komodo dragon

Funny story: Eddie Murphy named as father of Komodo dragon

The anticipated virgin birth of a Komodo dragon lizard at Chester Zoo in England may be a hoax, if accusation currently pointing over across the Atlantic are to be proved. And as if Eddie Murphy has not got enough problems already, in a bizarre turn...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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