Cannes Film Festival - (Ass Mess): Aussie singer Kylie Minogue has stunned the entertainment business by revealing she has had a buttock transplant after finding an attractive bottom for sale on eBay.
"It was a snip at $5,000 plus transportation and surgery," Kylie told the press today.
"It's all I've ever wanted and I've had a Michael Jackson-type of skin bleach so it matches the rest of me," the singer added.
"Now I'vre got a better butt than Beyonce, than Jamelia and all the other black chicks.
"I may be from Australia but I think I must have always had some blackness in me."
