Kylie boasts about her "black girl's ass"

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 29 May 2007

Cannes Film Festival - (Ass Mess): Aussie singer Kylie Minogue has stunned the entertainment business by revealing she has had a buttock transplant after finding an attractive bottom for sale on eBay.

"It was a snip at $5,000 plus transportation and surgery," Kylie told the press today.

"It's all I've ever wanted and I've had a Michael Jackson-type of skin bleach so it matches the rest of me," the singer added.

"Now I'vre got a better butt than Beyonce, than Jamelia and all the other black chicks.

"I may be from Australia but I think I must have always had some blackness in me."

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