Muslim Mickey Mouse 'is evil' for veiling Minnie

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 9 May 2007

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Disney Corporation says it's powerless

California - (Ass Mess): Making Minnie Mouse don a veil in the cartoon's rip-off version on Gaza TV is "pure evil" according to Walt Disney's daughter Diane Disney Miller.

Disney Miller has told press she is disgusted that making Minnie wear the hijab on Hamas Cable World is a pre-condition of the rip-off broadcasting rights to plagiarising her father's iconic creations.

"As for the AK-47 that Mickey is seen firing, sure that's also sexist given Minnie's always subservient in the background and only ever allowed to wear a suicide bomb belt under her dishdasha."

In the rip-off cartoon series the new look Mickey has grown a beard and wears a chequered cloth over his head.

He tells children to drink their milk and pray they don't get caught up in sectarian bombings.

In one episode he tells youngsters that going to the cinema is for idolators and a good stoning is just as effective entertainment "as long as they obey the official ratings and are always accompanied by their parents if under 18 years of age."

The Disney Company has said it is unable to enforce copyright issues in the Gaza area over this rip-off series "because that would mean sending in lawyers with their own private armies".

"This is pure evil and you can't ignore that," Ms Disney Miller said today.

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