New Bond Girls Unveiled

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Sunday, 6 May 2007


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Well the wait is over. Entertainless News is pleased to bring our readers the news that the newest femme fatales have been selected for the next James Bond movie, "Bloke, Cloak, and Dagger, which is set to be released sometime in early 2008.

Rosie O'Donnell, Janet Reno, and Richard Simmons will each vie for the affections of agent 007 in the next Bond flick. Though the roles of Reno and Simmons are still under wraps, film director Eli Coli said that O'Donnell will play the female lead.

"Rosie will be cast as Pussy Abhor, the love interest of arch villain Bling Goldfinger." Bling is the son of Auric Goldfinger from the 1960s Bond classic.

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