London - Prince Charles will be cast in the role of British secret agent 007 in the next installment of the extraordinarily successful James Bond cinematic phenomenon.
Entitled "Bloke, Cloak, and Dagger", the film's plot involves 007's daunting task of subverting a terrorist plot to steal all the gold from Fort Knox and replace it with iron pyrite, or 'fools gold', as it is more commonly known.
It's a bit of a sequel to "Goldfinger", said Eli Coli, the film's director. "I see it as the fruition of the Goldfinger concept", Coli continued. "Just when you thought Auric Goldfinger had taken his fiendish plot to the extreme, along comes a new nemesis, in this case Mr. Goldfinger's son Bling, who pushes the diabolical envelope even further."
In the next installment of Entertainless News, we will introduce you to the new Bond girls. Here's a hint: One of them is recently unemployed from the popular daytime talkshow "The View."
Sal Manella
