Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

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Little Angel Birkhead Brown

London - (ReUterus): Ex-Spice Girl Melanie Brown has named her newborn baby daughter Angel Iris Birkhead after the Californian dad of maybe-baby heiress Dannielynn.

Birkhead is said to be 'flattered' but not pursuing any paternity rights.

A statement issued by Brown on Tuesday said the girl's full name was Angel Iris Birkhead Brown and that the original idea od naming Hollywood comic Eddie Murphy "was just a laugh, absolutely nothing serious about it."

"Melanie was inspired by a number of things," said a PR statement, "especially the idea that Larry's real birth mother might be Hillary Clinton.

Angel is Scary Spice's second child and was born on April 3. Her elder sibling Phoenix Chi, is said to loathe her cutesy showbiz name and wants to be called Doris just as soon as she is old enough to hire a lawyer and sue the s**t out of her mother and Jimmy Gulzar, her alleged father.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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