Fat saggy actress, Lindsay Lohan, has announced on CNN that she is cutting off the news from her Beverly Hills home.
In her CNN interview Lohan announced this garbled madness: "I love you all and you used to love me, WELL I'm back on the path I was when i first got the twins when they were firm when I went on Saturday Night Live with them popping out. Well, I'm giving up the drugs, the alcohol and the food. I'm not going to get surgery I'm going to make these two firm again if it kills me. Stretch marks gone. Puncture marks where I injected myself new skin gone. YOU'LL LOVE ME AGAIN!"
The camera cut off leaving CNN anchor's baffled around the world people are waiting for more word on what's going on with the actress no one has seen her come out of her house.
Rumours have been flying around that she's dead from overexertion that she's working so hard she's lost track of time or that she's eating twinkies and ding dongs watching her self on SNL I'll keep you updated as rumor's and stories continue to pour in
