Strict Constructionists Question the Meaning of Clean Air Act!

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 4 April 2007

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US Supremes send four constremes to live in ice castles

US Supremes, famous for dozens of Gold Records and awarding a Presidency as affirmative action for a dumb rich person, has finally found a majority that could make a decision to help real, breathing creatures. The real breathing story however is about the four extreme conservative injustices who are all Bush (PaPa and baby) appointees.

These so-called strict constructionists in their tortured (another Bush appointee) interpretation of the Constitution cannot conceive of how a Clean Air Act (Give Papa some props!) could involve Carbon Dioxide emissions.

"Humans and other mammals breathe CO2, how could that be pollution. plants love CO2, how could that beautiful exchange of gases be bad?", declared Justice Alito. Clarence Thomas agreed: "Heavy breathing is my speciality! And it's never done me no harm-at least since Bush got my black ass on the Supremes (I'm still looking fo' Diana Ross?!)

"Gore. . . shmore!", chanted Roberts and Scalia, "Damned if we're going to join the inventor of the internet in his latest boondoggle, Global Warming!"

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