General Peter Pace Voted Gayest Name in the US

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 20 March 2007

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General Peter Pace and His Teasing Limp Wrist: "Oh SSSay!".

Drag queens across the San Francissy and Las Vegasss queer strips are eaten up with deep green jealousy over the homo-brilliance of the name General Peter Pace. Transvestite royalty have been drooling over the US Chief of Staff's exquisite pillow-biter appellation.

Missy Carpet-Eater couldn't keep quiet: "If only I had thought of this perfect pseudonym! It has to be a hoax. . . Peter, be still my heart, and Pace with the military tit-le. If he's not queer I'll eat my. . . well I already do that every day and twice on Sunday but I'd eat something Elsa then(Yuckie)!!!"

When the General himself caught wind of the gaychat about his handle all he could say was: "SSSay! Don't assk, and I won'tt tell, sweetiepie!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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