When the US casualty count of six on a weekend in war-torn Iraq is belittled by the sixty dead American college students on spring break in Florida, parents across the US often wish they had sent their children to war instead of Yale.
Barbara and George Bush, of course are glad they sent their boy to Yale, Harvard and the National guard in the days when the NG never went to war: "We shielded our little Georgie from DUI's, BA's and MA's. No need to protect that dullard from a Ph.D. He flew bombing missions over Texas while the sons of the ordinary people(poor dopes) sent their children to be shot down over SE Asia!"
Alcohol poisoning, drug overdose, car accidents and drownings are clearly more dangerous than war now a days. that is unless you are the country the US invades Iraqi morgue census taker Mohammed Bodi-Counter cannot remember a day when as few as sixty dead came through his hospital depository: "When you divide a million by the four years of this American invasion and add in PaPa Bush's genocide sixty is the number of dead by the minute!"
