Veteran Affairs Secretary Nicholson has just realized his job was the protection of veterans health care rights.
'Drama' Nicholson thought veterans affairs meant keeping track of married veterans' affairs: "I have log after log of who's cheating on whom! I've sent my people all over the world to record the indiscretions, pecadillos and picante peckers of US Veterans. Nobody told me this was a job about getting medical care.
"This administration is about sending people to war. They have never shown any interest in what happens when they get back. . . except to find a way to send them back to war! Look at Walter Reed, if they cared the hospital would not have had to merge with Walter Reade Theaters. Besides this bunch in Washington has always shown more interest in sexual morality and to hell with justice and peace issues. . . Who could blame me!"