HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Cullen McPill, who is the senior writer for The Breaking News Bureau, recently sat down and had a talk with Ben Affleck regarding his alleged upcoming divorce from singer, dancer, actress, and his 54-year-old wife Jennifer Lopez aka J.Lo.
Affleck is 51, and he told McPill that contrary to what the countless rumor mills are putting out the reason why the couple, known as "Bennifer," is divorcing is not because he is cheating, or because she is cheating, but simply because he has become tired of being married to an older woman, or as an older woman is called a cougar.
Ben pointed out that yes, it is somewhat true that he has been drinking a lot more and smoking a lot more but that is because he needs to become a bachelor again, or as his close friends call it a " Stud on the prowl." ■
