Carrie Underwood Goes Rap

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Saturday, 10 March 2007

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Carrie wants to assert her blackness

Hollywood CA, Carrie Underwood, 2006 American Idol winner and triple platinum country artist has gone hip hop.

The surprising announcement came from Underwood's publicist, Joel Lawrence, Lawrence told the press, "Carrie is getting sick of doing the same old thing and wants to expand her horizons. She feels, as an artist the white man is suppressing her blackness."

The news has sent shock-waves through the music industry and her fans are totally devastated by the announcement.

One fan said, "you could always count on Carrie to give you inspiration when you were down, but cock a glock, then thump da bitcha, I don't know what she's thinking."

When contacted by phone Underwood stated, "I'm more than just a country artist I want to reach a wider audience, I'll bust a cap to prove it too, know what I'm sayin', feel me dawg?"

Ice Jerry, a noted rapper, said, "she's got a better chance of getting a woody than spittin' flow, that girl can't rap, she so pale she look like Snow White."

Record execs are concerned Underwood will alienate herself from the fan base she currently has. Country fans have never been known for their love of hip hop. People seriously doubt her fans will cross over.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

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