Written by dissy

Friday, 16 February 2007

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Its been nine days without 'sniff' for pete

Pete Doherty shocked the nation yesterday in admitting that he regularly inserts five ecstasy tablets into his anus, whilst at the same time swallowing ten (in his words) "on the head".

In an exclusive interview with heat magazine, Doherty explained that he regularly rolls around the floor and under tables with his top off, shocking and amusing his friends. A friend tells us "we often walk into a room to find Pete peering at us from under the table. He also mumbles to himself, lost in a conversation in his own head. We all worry for him sometimes."

Seen as a role model to many younger fans it seems quite disturbing that Pete also revealed that "Its been nine days without any sniff, mate! I have got by this long by smoking a lot of crack and enjoying the odd shot of skag."

When asked what Kate's views were on his drug habit he replied "She loves it as much as me mate! She said I would not be the same without the drugs. In fact every time I have gone into rehab she rings me begging me to leave, saying she would not have anything to do with me if I got clean. She pays for the drugs so she's to hard too lose."

When asked why Kate prefers Pete on drugs he explained that she particularly enjoys romps with Doherty when he is 'high'. Rumour has it that she makes Pete shout "shoot me up" at the point of climax. According to sources Kate finds needles "a total aphrodisiac" and the sight of Pete's blood leave her "all a quiver".

For more information on this story buy this week's Heat magazine.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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