AN OVERJOYED and proud Russell Crowe produced the missing link that evolutionary scientists have been searching for over a century.
"We know he has throw-back genes and high testosterone, but we didn't think he could do it," said Dr. Hill Phendor.
The 18-pound monstrosity was delivered successfully during the night to the Oscar winning actor and Danielle Spencer, his wife.
"His mother and I are so very happy," Crowe told reporters. "I'm looking forward to the intense lab study and eventually putting it in a circus."
The happy family will reside at their Australian home, except for the baby, who will spend its life in a cage.
