Shah Rukh Khan Refuses Madame Tussaud

Written by Saloni

Friday, 9 February 2007

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Instead SRK was melted down into novelty candles

SRK has refused Madam T's invitation to make his wax statue. It was his dream that one day, his wax statue would be made by Madame T. He was very excited to go and get his wax replica done, he even wanted to take his family to London, but now, not a soul is aware of the reason for his refusal.

The media are going crazy trying to get him to speak, but to no avail. Ghauri too has tried her best to understand the reason. But for the first time even she has failed to get any response from him.

The media are trying various ways and means to get some response from Mr SRK. They finally came with an immediate solution and decided it was worth trying at least once. So they asked Priety Zinta to speak to him. A warm hug did the trick! The wonder gal succeeded and got our Mr Sexy SRK speaking. He poured his heart out.

It turns out the reason for his refusal was that he didn't want his wax statue to be placed next to the one of Mr Big B!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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