Hugh Hefner, Playboy supremo, is said to be in talks with the Football Association to finalise a new title in his soft porn empire.
The new glossy, to be called Player's Wives, is aimed at the football fan and seeks to give the man in the street a peek behind the scenes of the star players' bedrooms.
Derek Pubes a life-long West Ham fan told us:
"I'd certainly buy it all right. I think that it's just the thing for us fans. Who wouldn't want to see some of those birds with no kit on, no matter who their old man plays for? I ain't fussy.
"There's Rooney's missus, then that bird who's shacked up with Harry Kewell what used to be on Emmerdale and got killed by a tree and of course that bird what's on Big Brother at the minute that's knocking about with Teddy Sherringham! Phowarr! Eh?"
The move has its knockers though and Jilly Tilly of pressure group 'Women against everything', told The Spoof:
"This is cheap tawdry voyeurism and it should be banned before it even starts"
Jimmy Hill was unavailable for comment today and veteran England and Manchester United star, Bobby Charlton, asked:
"Do you think there will be any pink dralon headboards and flock wallpaper in the pictures?"
