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Funny story: Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Enough is enough, send the Trump back to Queens. Forget the antiquated Electoral College. More Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for the guy from Queens. Even with the Russian interference/collusion and the Comey self-serving interference/hyst...

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Funny story: Austin To Secede From Texas, Join California

Austin To Secede From Texas, Join California

The blog site "Rest-of-Texas-sucks. Com," an Austin based site, sneeringly refers to the remainder of Texas outside Austin as "A land of big oil, big business, big cars, big men with big mouths, big guns, big bigoted morons, and big-haired women who...

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Funny story: Recycled Waste Water Solves Drought Problem

Recycled Waste Water Solves Drought Problem

California Governor Jerry Brown ended the state of emergency conditions caused by the long drought that has ravaged the Golden State for years. Mr. Brown took credit for assembling a team of top tier scientists from Stanford and Berkeley who develope...

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Funny story: Drought-Ravaged California To Hire An Apache Rainmaker

Drought-Ravaged California To Hire An Apache Rainmaker

SACRAMENTO - The state of California is going through one of the worst droughts in history. Meteorologists are predicting that it looks like years of dryness are in store for the Left Coast state. Lexington Waterbuck, a writer for American Spot...

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Funny story: Christie Takes On Brown In Three Mile Race

Christie Takes On Brown In Three Mile Race

Two of the nation's governors, one Republican and one Democrat, have squared off for a grueling three mile race, followed by contests in push-ups and chin-ups. Governor Christie (R) of New Jersey was "only too pleased" to accept Governor Brown (D)...

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Funny story: California to Sell Catalina Island to Pay off Debts

California to Sell Catalina Island to Pay off Debts

Sacramento (SAPP) - When Democrat Jerry Brown took office in 2011 following the end of Arnold Schwarzenegger's term as governor, the warning bells were beginning to sound. "I thought that Brown was going to be a terror on fiscal issues, and I was rig...

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Funny story: Governor Brown Signs Kim's Warning into Law as Kim Kardashian Weeps Nearby

Governor Brown Signs Kim's Warning into Law as Kim Kardashian Weeps Nearby

It was an emotional day when Governor Brown signed the landmark bill into law. Now it will be much harder for someone to find a spouse for a reality TV show and not follow the agreed upon script so quickly after the marriage. Now an errant reality...

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Funny story: They're All Aboard! Biden, Brown, Calderon Announce Latest Amtrak Drug Induced Fantasy!

They're All Aboard! Biden, Brown, Calderon Announce Latest Amtrak Drug Induced Fantasy!

After losing billions of dollars since it's inception, the Government Railroad (GR), otherwise known in Washington Speak as Amtrak, has finally come up with a way to turn a profit thanks to the leadership of California Governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown! In a joint press conference in Sacramento, Governor Brown, Biden, and Mexico's president Felipe Calderon announced they would be linking Mexico...

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Funny story: Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Swamped as California Prepares for Tsunami!

Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Swamped as California Prepares for Tsunami!

Lines formed around the block in San Francisco at the city's marijuana distribution points as citizens prepared for emergency conditions following an 8.9 earthquake in Japan and a Tsunami warning extending from the California coast up to Washington...

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Funny story: Governor Brown appoints Progressive's "Flo" Chief of Staff

Governor Brown appoints Progressive's "Flo" Chief of Staff

"Popular young Progressive understands real Americans," says Brown Stressing his credentials as a "true progressive," Governor Edmund G. Brown Jr. held a news conference Monday under the Capitol Rotunda to announce the appointment of his "progress...

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Funny story: Prisons Going to Pot - Western State Governors Convert Jails to Marijuana Grow Centers

Prisons Going to Pot - Western State Governors Convert Jails to Marijuana Grow Centers

Ashland, OR - At a press conference in this California-Oregon border town, Western governors announced a tri-state compact, the Prisons Going to Pot Initiative, transforming state correctional facilities into marijuana cultivation and processing cent...

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Funny story: Marijuana, Miley Cyrus now Legal for Recreational Use

Marijuana, Miley Cyrus now Legal for Recreational Use

SACRAMENTO, California - Governor-elect Jerry Brown chose the occasion of Miley Cyrus' 18th birthday to declare that both Miley and marijuana are now legal for the recreational pleasure of the state's population at large. Five years ago, use of ei...

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Funny story: New Gov. Says "Hello Kitty!"

New Gov. Says "Hello Kitty!"

"I know you'll have trouble taking me seriously but it seems a viable, virtually untapped resource and I think we should explore it," said Governor-Elect Jerry Brown in a speech to a group of California's county and civic utilities commissioners.

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Funny story: 'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house. The once again governor, formerly involved...

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Funny story: Governor Moonbeam: The Ho Whisperer

Governor Moonbeam: The Ho Whisperer

Formerly affectionately known by Californians as Governor Moonbeam, Jerry Brown has finally outgrown that wacky image, but in doing so, he may have gained more notoriety by gaining a new nickname, "The Ho Whisperer." In the chronology of famous wh...

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Funny story: Meg Whitman Found Huddled in Pantry Crying "Where's My Money?"

Meg Whitman Found Huddled in Pantry Crying "Where's My Money?"

Meg Whitman, the former CEO of eBay has spent upwards of $160 million of her own money in a run for California Governor, which easily tops the private spending of any candidate anywhere in the entire universe, or at least the part of the universe we...

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Funny story: Jerry Brown Tells Meg Whitman She Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

Jerry Brown Tells Meg Whitman She Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

The nasty words and insults just keep on coming. During the debate between Jerry Brown and Meg Whitman the other night, there was some discussion about one of Brown's aides using the "W" word to describe Whitman. Brown tried to dodge responsibilty...

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