Written by Auntie Jean

Thursday, 28 August 2014

image for Breaking Bad Emmy Awards Lead To Blue Bath Salts Sales Explosion

Breaking Bad's recent Emmy award successes have led to people placing dishes of blue bath salts around the house to fool people into thinking they have millions of dollars worth of a certain substance about the house, a gossip columnist told our own T.V. gossip columnist yesterday.

The unlikely subject of a schoolteacher turning into a violent "drug lord" has become the most successful T.V. series in history. It is not fully understood why the public have been bowled over by the Geeky "Walt" from the series, but the "bowls" of bath salts are certainly all "over" the place now.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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