Harry Connick, Jr. - Yes, I Love Sandra Bullock, But I'm Married

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 2 February 2014

LOS ANGELES - Singing sensation Harry Connick, Jr., has said that there is one actress that he really and truly admires and that woman is Sandra Bullock.

Harry recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that Sandy has everything that any red blooded, all-American guy would want.

He then said she has looks, intelligence, humor, great legs, and the best recipe for Shrimp Etouffée that he has ever tasted.

The man who many say sounds like Frank Sinatra confessed to de Gallo that he loves Sandra but added that he's married.

Connick revealed that he daydreams a lot about the Gravity actress who once told him that she likes him because he reminds her of one of her ex-boyfriends Dallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman.

Harry replied that he knows that there's a nice compliment in there somewhere and he'll certainly take it.

Meanwhile Sandra has stated on several occasions that when her then husband Jesse "The Mess" James cheated on her and broke her heart, Harry was the very first person to call her up and offer his shoulder, his arm, and several other intimate body parts.

Bullock has always said that if Harry wasn't married she'd be all over him like bark on a Magnolia tree.

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