Alex Trebek Blows Up On Jeopardy

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Thursday, 12 November 2009

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After a contestant guessed "What is Toronto?" as the name of the Indian who was always with the Lone Ranger, host Alex Trebeck finally lost it during filming on Tuesday, members of the crowd stated as they ran from the studios.

"It was scary!" stated one lady as she hurried along saying she had to get back to her sitter. "He actually pulled that man's pants down, then his underwear and shoved his buzzer up his wazzoo. He'll be wanting 'pain and suffering' on that a huge proctologist bill!"

Apparently this had been building up for some time as Trebek has hosted Jeopardy over 25 years and he's had some real dummies on the show of late, the show having to skip tryouts to save money.

"I never heard such language", stated one of the other contestants. "I told him so and asked if he was speaking Canadian . That seemed to make him even madder as he threw both his shoes at me as I ran out."

"Yeah, I figured he was speaking Canadian too because some of those longer words, I'd never heard before. I watch Red Green all the time and I can understand his Canadian better than I can those Last Of The Summer Wine people and they're speaking English."

Most did agree that they heard the term "assholes" very clearly or a Canadian word that sounding almost exactly like "assholes".

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