Mike Tyson is not becoming a transsexual; he's just feeling his feminine side!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

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No way they could ever mistake him for becoming a "tranny"!

An African spoof site has reported that ex-boxer, ear biter and general ex-hooligan, Mike Tyson, is undergoing a sex-change operation! Well this spoof site can reveal that it is just not true because Mike is just feeling his feminine side right now and she don't feel bad!

Many "serious" tabloids like the Sun and the Mirror reported that they actually witnessed Mike in drag, but it wasn't him it was a female Maori dancer performing the Hula Hula for Nelson Mandela and he hasn't recovered yet. She was big, muscular, wore a straw dress and had tattoos on her face and spoke like a razor in the wind (if you know what I mean?).

Mike, meanwhile has become a vegan and feels more empathy towards females ever since instead of beating them up. After reading the African spoof, he admitted to being quite honoured that they recognised he'd become a bit of a softy (But not too soft) and has offered to spar a couple of rounds with Nelson Mandela's ex-wife, Winnie, a mean fighter herself, and all takings are to be given to a charity called "Free all gays in Africa"!

Mike has just been voted by the "African gay liberation front" the third most important Icon in Africa after Michael Jackson and Bubbles. Bob Marley & 50 Cent were nowhere to be seen!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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